10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz