10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow