10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"