10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Fold and live to fold again
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.