10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers