10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.