10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.