10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain