10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT