10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.