10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.