10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Poker is for loners.
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi