10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom