10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
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- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.