10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"