10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph