10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- im going to 2 out you to death
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is for fat, American losers.