10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.