10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is for loners.