10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow