10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.