10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- im going to 2 out you to death