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- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson