10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester