10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth