10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury