10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.