10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet