10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- It's Free To Fold...
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.