10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Fook the floosh droo!