10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT