10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus