10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.