10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!