10 Random Poker Quotes

In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
if u play for the thrill u are ill
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters