10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)