10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.