10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.