10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.