10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz