10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!