10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.