10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.