10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier