10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from