10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson