10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!