10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.