10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.