10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm